Warm up the milk. Grab the teddy bear. Find a nice Paddington book. It’s time to put Team PokerStars Online’s Andre Coimbra to bed. He’s earned a nice rest.

After playing 100 straight tournaments in the PokerStars MicroMillions II festival, Coimbra is putting down his mouse and backing slowly away form the computer. He’s desperately short on sleep. He’s mildly disappointed with his lack of a big win. The guy could ready use a rest.

Now the question must be asked: will Coimbra ever attempt something so crazy again?

Well, he he hints that he might. But before we starting thinking about that, let’s take a look at his final statistics.

The key stats
– Total hours of sleep: 57 hours 30 minutes
– In the money finishes: 21
– Tournament earnings: $431.29
– Tournaments played: 100

acoimbra’s MicroMillions roll of honor
Event #2 – 2,633/36,734 for $13.96
Event #7 – 94/6,467 for $33.95
Event #16 – 203/11,562 for $11.09
Event #18 – 993/15,768 for $9.46
Event #29 – 2,095/20,968 for $12.98
Event #33 – 915/17,444 for $32.03
Event #35 – 105/4,962 for $57.72
Event #37: 210/4,107 for $22.26
Event #38: 328 of 8,985 for $17.52
Event #42: 508/18,295 for $27.44
Event #43: 1,776/14,791 for $5.32
Event #44: 401/4,292 for $19.75
Event #61: 840/15,824 for $22.64
Event #69: 379/4,312 for $5.95
Event #71: 564/6,406 for $16.50
Event #73: 725/8,752 for $6.82
Event #85 1,393/17,411 for $30.67
Event #88 558/8,768 for $36.55
Event #96 694/6,353 for $27.72

While he may not have gotten that win he wanted, we can at least congratulate Coimbra (and his girlfriend) on surviving the challenge.

Now, it’s time for all of us to grab a nice bedtime story and put Andre Coimbra to bed. Here’s his last video.

To look back on the week and half of action, see this Coimbra’s MicroMillions diary link. If you want to see if he ever wakes up, keep an eye on his @andrebcoimbra Twitter account.

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